Humorous Labels

On a bar of Dial soap: DIRECTIONS—USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING

On a Korean kitchen knife: WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY

On a Japanese food processor: NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE

On Sainsbury’s peanuts: WARNING—CONTAINS NUTS