Love in Old Age

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, the couple returned to their honey moon hotel. After retiring the wife said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair?” and so he stroked her hair. She reminded him of the way they cuddled and so they did. With a sigh she said, “Won’t you nibble my ear again?”

With that the husband got out of bed and left the room.

“Where are you going?” cried the upset wife.

“To get my teeth!”