9 Things People Think When Singing

1. Did I turn the pot roast before I left?

2. Did I turn the iron off before I left?

3. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?

4.  90 minutes until kickoff.

5. Where are my car keys?

6. What are the chances of that chandelier falling and hitting me on the head?

7. How many people here have lost more hair than I have?

8. I wonder if there are any doughnuts left in the church kitchen from fellowship.

9. How many verses are we going to sing?