A Special Pig

A woman was visiting some people who lived on a farm, and she noticed a pig limping in the back yard with a wooden leg. She asked the farmer, “What happened to the pig?” The farmer said, “Oh, Betsy is a wonderful pig. One night the house caught fire and she oinked so loud she woke us and we got the fire truck in time to save the house.” The woman said, “That’s really something!” The farmer continued, “That’s not all, one day my youngest fell in the pond and Betsy oinked so loud that she got our attention and we were able to pull my daughter out of the pond in time.” The woman said, “That’s really amazing! But I still don’t understand why the pig has a wooden leg. The farmer said, “Well, when you have a pig that special, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”