Messages on Church Signs

Free trip to Heaven—details inside.

Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins’.

Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

People are like tea bags—you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Sign broken—message inside this Sunday.

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

How will you spend eternity—smoking or nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

No reductions for the wages of sin are coming up.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Can’t sleep? Don’t count sheep, talk to the Shepherd!

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

We care about you—Sundays 10am only