Mushroom Poisoning

Mrs. Mohler was being cross-examined about the death of her third husband. The attorney asked, “What happened to your first husband?”

Mrs. Mohler replied, “He died of mushroom poisoning.” The attorney then inquired about her second husband. She said that he too died from mushroom poisoning. The attorney then asked, “And what about your third husband?”

Mrs. Mohler replied, “He died of a brain concussion.”

“And how did that happen?”

Mrs. Mohler confessed, “I hit him with an iron skillet because he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”