My Pastor Will Find Me

Two men were marooned on an island. One man paced back and forth like he thought it was the last day of his life, while the other man relaxed and appeared unconcerned. The first man said to the second man, “Aren’t you afraid? We are about to die.”

“No,” said the second man, “I made a \$100,000.00 commitment to our church building fund. My pastor will find me.”