Questions about Mothers

Here’s how several elementary school students answered the following questions about moms:

Why did God make mothers?
She’s the only one who knows where the Scotch tape is.
Mostly to clean the house.

How did God make mothers?
He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
Magic, plus superpowers and a lot of stirring.
God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world… and one dab of mean.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
We’re related.
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.