8 Reasons Preachers Are Bald

1. The gleam from their foreheads makes them look angelic while preaching.

2. The last hairpiece the preacher had flew off while he was making a particularly forceful plea from the pulpit.

3. Youth Group—enough said!

4. Deacons—enough said!

5. The hoary head is a crown of glory, so they figured gray and bald was even better!

6. When they repent, they REPENT! (Isaiah 22:12)

7. The doctor said it was the worst case of head lice he had ever seen!

8. Paul taught that if a man had long hair, it was a disgrace to him. So they figure no hair at all must really be an honor!